Sweet, kind, and unapologetically profit-driven, the ArchDean stands about 5'7, has a fondness for white leather business skirts, and depending on who you ask, might be a goddess, the devil, an alien or perhaps a shared delusion of the student body, and …
Clark M. Walters: Dean of WUSE
Dean of Metaphysics (Name withheld by request).
Who else is more qualified in the intricacies of metaphysics?
Doesn't like having his name bandied about - usually referred to as "_that_ dean," "You Know Who (no, not that one, our guy)," and to [[:the-archdean | The Archdean]], "Fred."
The Unseen Dean; COUP