The Archdean

Feared by gods and kings (most of whom are former students) alike, she gets 10%, and keeps IOU running.


Sweet, kind, and unapologetically profit-driven, the ArchDean stands about 5’7, has a fondness for white leather business skirts, and depending on who you ask, might be a goddess, the devil, an alien or perhaps a shared delusion of the student body, and the Illumni combined.

Still; keep her stock options high, give her 10%, and be nice to cats, and you’ll likely survive freshthing year.

The Archdean

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