Welcome to IOU!
Some ground rules you’ll need to know.
- The ArchDean always gets 10%
- There aren’t any exceptions to rule #1. No freebies!
- Don’t mess with cats.
- Thou shalt never lower the ArchDean’s stock values.
- First-semester freshthings are completely off-limits.
- No black holes on campus. EXCEPTION: Small ones on pizza.
- No antimatter on campus, either. Even on pizza.
- Destruction of the Earth, the Sun, or other Solar System objects requires the written permission of the ArchDean.
- No faculty blood-feuds without a current permit!