Welcome to IOU!

Some ground rules you’ll need to know.
  1. The ArchDean always gets 10%
  2. There aren’t any exceptions to rule #1. No freebies!
  3. Don’t mess with cats.
  4. Thou shalt never lower the ArchDean’s stock values.
  5. First-semester freshthings are completely off-limits.
  6. No black holes on campus. EXCEPTION: Small ones on pizza.
  7. No antimatter on campus, either. Even on pizza.
  8. Destruction of the Earth, the Sun, or other Solar System objects requires the written permission of the ArchDean.
  9. No faculty blood-feuds without a current permit!


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